Night Teeth

Forget everything you think you know about vampires. Forget the brooding, eternally handsome, tragically misunderstood creatures of the night. Vlad Dracula Jr. is here to shatter every sparkly, emo stereotype. He’s the younger brother, the black sheep, the vampire who somehow manages to make immortality look utterly, hilariously inept. He’s the kind of guy who would burn the garlic bread, accidentally hypnotize the barista, and get mistaken for a werewolf at a coven meeting (true story, mostly). This is his story – a chaotic blend of high-society vampire life and our everyday struggles (though his involve a lot more blood and a little less traffic). Prepare for a rollercoaster of cringe-worthy moments, witty banter, and dark humor that only comes from someone who’s lived for centuries and still can’t figure out how to parallel park. Vlad’s not your typical vampire, and this is not your typical vampire story. It’s a satire on the mundane aspects of immortal life, a dark comedy about finding humor in the chaos, and a celebration of the wonderfully awkward. In this world, the undead aren’t just trying to survive; they’re trying to navigate dating apps, family dinners, and the perils of accidentally revealing their existence to the unsuspecting humans around them. So, fasten your seatbelts, readers. This ride’s going to be a bumpy one.